27 definitions by spud

clam bumper

A homosexual woman. (slander)

Man: "How did I know my girlfriend would run off with a clam bumper?"

by spud January 28, 2004

lightweight

This can have two meanings:
1) The traditional meaning of someone who cannot hold their drink or
2) An insulting term given to someone whose actions or opinions are of no consequence.

Martin: Is that Graham over there, in the Burberry shirt?
Spud: Yeah, but steer clear of him, he's a lightweight.

by spud September 24, 2003

Len Brennan

Named after Bishop Len Brennan, a character from the marvellous series Father Ted. A Len Brennan is a long run up to gather momentum followed by a kick up the arse.

See Spoofer

by spud October 3, 2003

fogey

Also old fogey, one who is old before their time. Best viewed through their demeanour or their habits.

Graham: I was thinking of staying in on Friday nights to watch the Eamonn Dunphy show on TV3 and then maybe catch up on "Wife Swap"; the first few episodes were really good.
Spud: I don't believe I'm hear in this you old fogey!

by spud October 2, 2003

pronk

Nickname of major league baseball player Travis Hafner. It stands for "half project, half donkey."

Hafner had initiated his run to win the All-Star vote on Monday during a news conference, when he joked that fans should "Vote Pronk," a reference to his nickname.

by spud August 5, 2004

spurtle

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

by spud August 14, 2003

buttload

The base unit for 'loads'. Not a whole lot, but will still take a large amount of time to do or be really hard to carry

That's a buttload of comics.

by spud January 10, 2004