spud's definitions

snaughtered

that drunk that you can't even bite your finger! (or pull your wire right!)

Fuck i was absolutely snaughtered last night cuz i has three literes of ding/buckfast!!!

by Spud May 13, 2005

Empirate

ehm-pie'-ret n. one who advocates then hijacks an establishment or expansion of empire, esp. with the intent of either personal enrichment or advancement of fundamentalist philosophies. A pirate of empire.

Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.

"...and I for one welcome our new empirate overlords!"

by sPud October 13, 2004

eejit

An imbecile dolt, or fool. Colloquial Dublin expression.

Graham: I'll think I'll book the continental breakfast for the morning after my stag nite. Its only £11 extra.
Jason: What are you doing that for you eejit.

by Spud October 2, 2003

MFM

"3 way" consisting of 2 males & a female

Ted & I double teamed a girl last night in a MFM

by spud February 28, 2005

buttload

The base unit for 'loads'. Not a whole lot, but will still take a large amount of time to do or be really hard to carry

That's a buttload of comics.

by Spud January 9, 2004

bullllllshit

tis a great word first spoken by mario

"its aload of bullllllshit"

by spud February 15, 2004

fonger

someone who licks their own asshole

u fong urself so therefore u r a fonger

by spud June 1, 2003