spud's definitions

Empiracy

ehm-pie'-re-see n. actions which resemble those of an empirate.

With the suspension of elections in 2004, the administration was free to gitmo the country with its empiracy.

by sPud October 13, 2004

Edam

Yorkshire folk making their frustrations known

"Eeee, damn! I've lost me keys!"

by Spud December 22, 2004

clam bumper

A homosexual woman. (slander)

Man: "How did I know my girlfriend would run off with a clam bumper?"

by Spud January 27, 2004

nigger rich

having a fat wallet but all the bills are ones

that guy must be rich look at the size of his wallet.
nah that guy is just nigger rich

by Spud August 2, 2004

the hutiger

someone who gets two DUIs in the same year. Someone who drinks alot and gets very wasted.

Man you are as crunked as the hutiger.

by spud April 16, 2005

shazam

used while playing multiplayer halo or any other multiplayer game it means "in your face inferior opponents"
*can only properly be used if yelled

*Shazam* mother fuckers!

by Spud August 9, 2004

firkin

Something unspeakable you perform with your unmentionables.

Professor Hill caught Jennings having a quick firkin in the lavotories and nearly ended himself on the spot.

by spud July 22, 2003