Can be related to any other teenie, for example
a 'My Chemical Romance Teenie'.
Someone who has caught on to the craze of the 'Twilight
' novel series by Stephanie Meyer and tries to catch
the trend, but fails
terribly. A Twilight
Teenie will most likely read the first three
chapters of 'Twilight
', will not be bothered to read the rest
and will find out what happens in 'Twilight
' and the rest
of the books
by reading what it says on Wikipedia.
Fan attempting to have a conversation with
Fan: I wonder what
in the next Twilight
Teenie: I know
! OMG do you think Edward
will have sex with Bella
, coz you know
he has no blood so he can't get it up... Edward
is so HAWT!
TF:... Okay, but I've been
to Jacob, if he'll actually go to the wedding or not.
TT: Well, duuh he'll go to the wedding, he's Edward vampire
TF: Erm... You mean Jasper? Or Emmett?
TT: Oh yeah yeah. And Charlie is the werewolf.
TF: Erm... No he's Bella
TT: Oh that's it right and there's the wierd Italian vampires who, like do stuff
to other vampires, like that time they were gonna kill Edward
TF: Yeah... Erm, Bella
TT: Yeah, yeah, that's right, because Bella
is the vampire
that can see the future.
TF: No... I can't have this conversation with