A splinter movement of the Jehovah's Witnesses that considers excess of 'H's to be an abomination before the Lord. Jehovah's Witnesses believe their group to be founded on a spelling error, but Jehova's Witnesses know that is just the sort of blasphemy those H-lovers would resort to.
G: Hey, I have this friend, he's a Jehova's Witness.
M: Are you sure s/he isn't a Jehovah's Witness, and you just can't spell?
G: That's very narrow-minded of you. I'd have thought you of all people would show respect for other people's religions.
M: In that case I'm a Krystiyan.
G: Really? Could you explain for me what you believe?