4 definitions by spermi wermi 42069

uncut, moderate length, sensitive head, perfect frenulum, NO SMEGMA!! properly and regularly jelqed, condom on 24/7.
me: bruh stop messing with your penis!
pea man: its NOT my penis!! its my pee-pee weiner!
by spermi wermi 42069 May 12, 2022
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a lonely piece of shit with no meaning. she is disgusting and literally, everyone hates her. at first glance, you'd think she's a whore because of her username, but she's actually quite shy. She is really sad and sleep-deprived but honestly, who isn't. she hates when people pay attention to her because she strongly believes that she isn't worth it. she puts too much energy into helping others but nobody ever wants to help her when she needs it. her only true friend is her boyfriend, and everyone knows, even her, that she doesn't deserve him. he is way out of her league and it's truly disappointing that he is willing to settle for a piece of shit like her.

she likes to isolate herself because she knows that she doesn't deserve anything or anyone. she is worthless. we all know it .
me: cum slurper#0071 is literally so gross, she probably sits in the shower and cries for hours. she is literally so pathetic. she should just die.

everyone: i agree!
by spermi wermi 42069 May 16, 2022
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An absolutely sexy twitch streamer that is more popular than BubbleZGaming but still gets no recognition. ChessMaster42069 is absolutely obsessed with his 'massive cock' and 'even huger titties', but he doesn't actually have tits, unfortunately. He is unrealistically tall and he has such high levels of testosterone that every other guy is merely just a woman compared to him.

He likes to engage in hot, sweaty, gay sex with his homies.
every guy ever: woahh, who is that tall sexy beast??!?!?!!!
me: thats obviously Green_Limousine
by spermi wermi 42069 May 10, 2022
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he does nothing but play with his pee-pee weiner.

but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
he is also extremely creepy and knows how to make you feel extremely uncomfortable. he is the master of sexual assault and probably has many restraining orders against him. he is a registered sex offender.

anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.

thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
pea man: just reach inside my asshole and-

everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!

random guy: who is that guy? he seems really fucking creepy.
me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
by spermi wermi 42069 May 12, 2022
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