5 definitions by sperma toadle

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A word to describe something or someone that is past the point of no return - basically, the cunts fucked.

Average in every way, these unique people are most commonly of incredibly wealthy breed and inhabit the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney. Usually found looking up Oasis riffs and generally just being a fag. These strange species of Australian mammal do not breed as they have no suitable mate who would touch them with a 10ft pole. This species could well be homosexual, but it's sexuality is still unknown.
Oi cuz don't you reckon that cunt's a bit of an Angus Wright?

Yeh mate, totally average and unfortunately gay..
by sperma toadle September 01, 2010
That's Key

Thats Key. An Australian term used to describe a Call of Duty Session. We are a special race that is also determined by the word "Sloth or Toad". When there is a special night of COD it can also be named a "Keygasm" You could also be Keygasmic at any point in time.

Now, This page is Key.
Della, Lindsey, Sperma, Jake and Joe - Sloth Galore
But Allerton is clearly the most key of all
Classic.
Frothin.
Key.
Keygasm.
That's Key, Im frothin key as i have a keygasmic cod sesh, oh so key
Friday night of Call of Duty - Now, THATS KEY!!! My toads and sloths are gathering for a Keygasmic session. ahhh That's Key
by sperma toadle August 16, 2010
A disgustingly ugly chick aged between 13-21 who appears to be a young cow but on closer inspection is actually a human.
The clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
They would gladly take ten penises at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have sex with one of these wild beasts. They can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.
oi mate, look at the size of that horny heffer. i bet she would like a dick up her ass
by sperma toadle August 21, 2010
An acronym for the words 'short sides, long back'. This saying is referring to a type of hair cut, much like the common mullet. But however, what distinguishes this amazing fashion statement from its unkept cousins is that it is much more sexy, much more trim and a lot more kept . This rare but treasured cut is mostly found in areas such as Bankstown, Fairfield and the Cove. Such hairstyles go hand in hand with other fashion accessories such as Nike TN's, Polo's, Nautica and other eshayz attire.
"Bras did you see that kids sslb?" "Are you fuking with me? Thats the rudest head i've ever seen. The cunts fuked. But the sslb is an attractive cut.
by sperma toadle September 08, 2010
An acronym for the words 'short sides, long back'. This saying is referring to a type of hair cut, much like the common mullet. But however, what distinguishes this amazing fashion statement from its unkept cousins is that it is much more sexy, much more stylish and a lot more kept . This rare but treasured cut is mostly found in areas such as Bankstown, Fairfield and the Cove. Such hairstyles go hand in hand with other fashion accessories such as Nike TN's, Polo's, Nautica and other eshayz attire.
"Bras did you see that kids sslb?" "Are you fuking with me? Thats the rudest head i've ever seen. The cunts fuked. But the sslb is an attractive cut.
by sperma toadle September 08, 2010

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