a freind of mine who usually goes by the name razza. but he has a strange if not disturbing obssession with being the master of pigs, this obviously is a very strange habit and if you ever see the nerdy little fargot on enemy territory smash his punk-assed little special ops face into the ground for he is in fact not a master of the pigs..... but an arsemaster
not cool...... the same as a bee with no knees, or a cat who had his pyjamas tragicaly burnt off in a fire, or some little retard ho is really smart so he shuns all his friends and goes off to do scholarships and stuff....... you could also just say its a fat little multi-chinned american who not only is fat multi chinned and american but is dyslexic.... therefore making him prone to many blunders literature wise and forcing him to make the uncommon error of saying the word hat this mening is based around instead of too cool for school........ The End (deep breath put step down from soapbox)
"whoah did you see that awesome show it was too school for cool"
"you're a nad the real way to say it is too cool for school dickweed"