11 definitions by specky

Wayne staley
Scientific name: Stalebread
This young full-blooded beast was first discovered in a bogan dominated area of society called tasman district high school, wayne was born in 1990 with an amazing ability known as ADHD, this gives him the ability to have amazing amounts of energy as he leaps from detention to relocation much in the same way as a flying squirel jumps from tree to tree.

Wayne staley has never nad one friend in his whole life as he is so completely hyperactive that no-one can handle him, this hyperactiveness is battled by giving him drugs that are otherwise illegal. This drug is known as ecstasy. unfortunately this does not affect him at all and his fellow students have often expressed to the teachers the need to put him on sedatives. young wayne has recently been expelled from newtown high for being something which can only be described as psychotic....... i have not seen this amazing creature for some time now and hope for his sake that i never see him again lest i gaet the urge to stab him repeatedly in the chest with a blunt knife.
wayne staley...... the end.
by specky January 15, 2005
what one of the spinal tap amplifiers can go up to.
'wouldn't eleven be the same as ten but its just that they've added an extra notch?"

"but this goes up to eleven!"
by specky January 21, 2005
absolute and utter shithouse.......
"wow whats this zydeco song???"

"its queen ida and it's absolute shithouse...."
by specky January 21, 2005
not cool...... the same as a bee with no knees, or a cat who had his pyjamas tragicaly burnt off in a fire, or some little retard ho is really smart so he shuns all his friends and goes off to do scholarships and stuff....... you could also just say its a fat little multi-chinned american who not only is fat multi chinned and american but is dyslexic.... therefore making him prone to many blunders literature wise and forcing him to make the uncommon error of saying the word hat this mening is based around instead of too cool for school........ The End (deep breath put step down from soapbox)
"whoah did you see that awesome show it was too school for cool"

"you're a nad the real way to say it is too cool for school dickweed"
by specky January 20, 2005

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