2 definitions by spanky patterson

the act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to use the frozen condom as a dildo.
my girlfriend lost her dildo, so we decided to hop on the alaskan turnpike.
by spanky patterson January 09, 2011
the .2 on your lap after rolling up, usually while in a car.
dude there was so much fuckin' jean green on my lap i coulda twisted another fatty.
by spanky patterson January 09, 2011

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