A sidewalk slam (AKA slammer, sidewalk slammer, or just a slam) is a beverage concocted by mixing any Malt Liquor 40 oz. with an alcoholic energy drink such as Sparks, Tilt, or my personal favorite, Four Loko. This beverage, commonly consumed by smelly kids with dreadlocks and big goofy grins is one of the cheapest and quickest ways to get drunk that i have ever personally experienced. It is known to cause blackouts, bad decisions (i.e. taking LSD
at midnight when you have work the next day), and awful hangovers, too.
My favorite sidewalk slam is made from High Gravity Side Pocket 10.5% ABV
taken 75% down and mixed with an orange Four Loco! let's get a fuckin slam!
Me - Ughhh...hello?
Henry - Hey man. Let's go get some slams.
Me - Dude. It's 10 AM.
Henry - Exactly.
Dillon - You want to get a slam?
Me - Sure. Let's get drunk.
Dillon - Can i get a Xanax
Me - No.
Steven - Hey man. Let's go get a slammer.
Me - Why the hell not?
Henry - I've got some Ketamine
Me - I don't want any Ketamine
-three hours into a slam session-
Me - Alright. Give me some K.