1 definition by southern pine

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Santa Paws is a pervert who lurks in the children's malls during holiday seasons. He is known for his desire to hold children in his lap and never standing while the parents are still around.
Gary-Dude, you just let Santa Paws hold your kid!!!
Ted-Yeah, but this way, he will blame this guy for all of his problems when he grows up. I call it forward thinking.
by southern pine August 31, 2011

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