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5 definitions by so sayeth the lexicon

 
1.
a fat yet very alluring female woman. Curvy. Plumper than the average lady,(hence the name) but nonetheless very attractive.
That slightly overweight firl is a plumper... sure i'd fuck her!
by so sayeth the lexicon October 03, 2003
 
2.
piss poor and without a hope in the world, these subterranean creatures of the night are usually unsightly and unkempt, always looking for cheap poon, and can't speak in an intelligible manner.
get wawy from me, troglodite!
by so sayeth the lexicon October 03, 2003
 
3.
the scottish version of skid mark. It' sthe little shit stain you may find in the seat of your underwear after a rigorous session of pinching white castle sliders and not geting all the little pueblos.
"you've a fucking squidmark, go wipe your bottom!"
by so sayeth the lexicon October 03, 2003
 
4.
A milquetoast, ineffectual idiot. Fuck up.
wipe your friggin' face you douche
by so sayeth the lexicon October 03, 2003
 
5.
uzo
really bad, noxious greek vodka. also good as a universal solvent. God only when there's nothing else to drink.
"we had nothing else, so we just drank the uzo. I've been shitting blood as a result."
by so sayeth the lexicon October 03, 2003