1 definition by smartass whiteboy
"Ditto" a nickname for someone who is named after their Dad; a Junior. someone who also has a cousin 2yrs older than him who go's by the name Junior b'coz he was named after his Dad. so to eliminate confusion and/or prevent 2 people coming when being called when they wanted a specific person as in not the father nor the cousin who's 2 yrs older than the person they were calling for, it has been determined before birth by his Mother that he shall be called "Ditto"...
and by calling him "Ditto"
his Father (who shares the same name as in Don sr. & a son, Don jr. and/or his cousin >Junior< knows that they are not being summoned and no not to reply as they are not needed just "Ditto"...and another thing, he (Ditto) is pretty fk'n awesome!! he built the house he was born in, weighed 15lbs. 3ozs. at birth but listed at 7pounds 6ounces, that's after he was circumcised...
and by calling him "Ditto"
his Father (who shares the same name as in Don sr. & a son, Don jr. and/or his cousin >Junior< knows that they are not being summoned and no not to reply as they are not needed just "Ditto"...and another thing, he (Ditto) is pretty fk'n awesome!! he built the house he was born in, weighed 15lbs. 3ozs. at birth but listed at 7pounds 6ounces, that's after he was circumcised...
Mom: "hmm, i can't find my purse, keys, reach the remote or the mail has came and i do not want to get up.."
"Ditto !!" followed by, "have you seen my.." or "help me find my.." usually its "hand me my purse.."
"Ditto !!" followed by, "have you seen my.." or "help me find my.." usually its "hand me my purse.."
by smartass whiteboy June 17, 2023