slicksal's definitions
She wanted to give me a piece of tail for our anniversary. Forget the lobster and filet mignon, I capped the night stuffing my turf in her buttered surf.
by slicksal October 26, 2006
Get the Piece of Tailmug. Occurs when someone farts in the pool. In some instances, when the air bubbles reach the surface of the water and pop you can actually smell the gas that slipped out the person's ass. It an be very disturbing, especially if it smells really bad.
by slicksal November 1, 2006
Get the bubble bathmug. by slicksal October 19, 2006
Get the caulkmug. She wanted a facial and a caulking, but I only had one load in me. I sprayed her face with my man juice.
by slicksal October 19, 2006
Get the FACIALmug. A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick. When the male partner is about to come, the cock sucker removes the cock from her/his mouth and has the male cum in the air, on a wall or purposely or inadevertantly becomes the reciepient of a facial. Painter's are very unpopular in prison.
My girlfirend removed my cock from her mouth when I was about to come, and in doing so, I "accidentaly" came on her face. I was the painter. I gave her a facial.
by slicksal November 4, 2006
Get the Paintermug. by slicksal October 19, 2006
Get the caulkingmug. Occurs when the caulk a guy deposits in his girlfriend's ass drips so ever slightly into her pussy and impregnates her.
My buddy is the proud papa of an ass baby. I told him too much caulk is not good. I told him if he over caulked his girlfriend to clean up or have an Ass Licker on standby.
by slicksal October 24, 2006
Get the ass babymug.