slicksal's definitions

FACIAL

When a guy shoots his load all over someone's face.

She wanted a facial and a caulking, but I only had one load in me. I sprayed her face with my man juice.

by slicksal October 19, 2006

Painter

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick. When the male partner is about to come, the cock sucker removes the cock from her/his mouth and has the male cum in the air, on a wall or purposely or inadevertantly becomes the reciepient of a facial. Painter's are very unpopular in prison.

My girlfirend removed my cock from her mouth when I was about to come, and in doing so, I "accidentaly" came on her face. I was the painter. I gave her a facial.

by slicksal November 4, 2006

caulking

The act of having one's asshole filled to the rim with seaman.

Did you see the porn where pornstar polly asked for and received a caulking?

by slicksal October 19, 2006

rim

1. The sphincter/exitway that a turd travels out of from the poop shoot.

2 The anal starfish that is caulked during backdoor sex.

My girlfriend's a magician. She ate an ear of corn, then three hours later when I was eating her pussy she farted a whole kernal out of her starfish's rim and onto my chin.

by slicksal November 1, 2006

caulk

Slang term used to describe the seaman used in filling one's asshole to the rim.

The pornstar got too much caulk in her asshole.... it was sliding out of her starfish's mouth.

by slicksal October 19, 2006

Trailer Trash

Describes a white person who resides in a mobile home. These people are distinguished by poor hygiene, foul language, old, dirty, stained clothing, missing teeth, home made prison tattoos, chronic teenage pregnancy, being an inbred and being elementary school or high school dropouts. Recreations include drinking very cheap canned beer while sitting in lawn chairs under an R.V. awning, watching nascar and watching or being a guest on the Jerry Springer show. Many of these people are addicted to crystal meth and are on welfare.

The trailer trash couple was on the Jerry Springer show and explained how they are both the parents as well as the brother and sister of their newborn.

by slicksal November 23, 2006

Anal Retread

Surgery to repair a person's torn/ripped asshole. This is common in prison when a prison bitch is gang raped or repeatedly ass fucked with no lubricant. This occurrs when an inmate is perceived as a docile person. It is not uncommon for the dominator(s) to make the prisn bitch dress up, wear make-up and pee while sitting down.

The prison bitch had his ass deflowered and needed an anal retread.

by slicksal December 1, 2006