slicksal's definitions

Painter

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick. When the male partner is about to come, the cock sucker removes the cock from her/his mouth and has the male cum in the air, on a wall or purposely or inadevertantly becomes the reciepient of a facial. Painter's are very unpopular in prison.

My girlfirend removed my cock from her mouth when I was about to come, and in doing so, I "accidentaly" came on her face. I was the painter. I gave her a facial.

by slicksal November 4, 2006

caulking

The act of having one's asshole filled to the rim with seaman.

Did you see the porn where pornstar polly asked for and received a caulking?

by slicksal October 19, 2006

rim

1. The sphincter/exitway that a turd travels out of from the poop shoot.

2 The anal starfish that is caulked during backdoor sex.

My girlfriend's a magician. She ate an ear of corn, then three hours later when I was eating her pussy she farted a whole kernal out of her starfish's rim and onto my chin.

by slicksal November 1, 2006

ass baby

Occurs when the caulk a guy deposits in his girlfriend's ass drips so ever slightly into her pussy and impregnates her.

My buddy is the proud papa of an ass baby. I told him too much caulk is not good. I told him if he over caulked his girlfriend to clean up or have an Ass Licker on standby.

by slicksal October 24, 2006

FACIAL

When a guy shoots his load all over someone's face.

She wanted a facial and a caulking, but I only had one load in me. I sprayed her face with my man juice.

by slicksal October 19, 2006

Mission Impossible

The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass.

I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.

by slicksal December 13, 2006

Swallower

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick. After the male partner comes in theoe mouth the cock sucker proceeds to swallow the cum. Swallowers make great girlfriends. Prisoners who start out as painters or spitter} usually become swallowers after a few beatings from their "boyfriends".

Swallowers make great girlfriends. Prisoners who start out as a painter or spitter usually become a swallower after a being caulked a few times or getting an ass whooping from their "boyfriends."

by slicksal November 4, 2006