10 definitions by skippyd1

autoschadenfreude

Noun. A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of yourself.

I'm just going to stay in tonight and sulk: I'm really feeling the autoschadenfreude.

by skippyd1 February 9, 2008

hegemonic power shopping

When well-off people (esp. white people) shop quickly, resulting in the rapid accumulation of goods from Banana Republic, J. Crew, Williams Sonoma and Pottery Barn.

Also, shopping for real estate.

He just spent four hours in SoHo doing some serious hegemonic power shopping; he must have spent at least two grand.

by skippyd1 October 22, 2006

Antimonious

adj. Complicating otherwise simple things in order to make life more of a struggle, and therefore more interesting. See also autoschadenfreude.

"I can't go to that party tonight; I'm feeling too lonely."

"Dude, why do you gotta be so antimonious?"

by skippyd1 April 22, 2006