1 definition by skip muldoon
the act of going to the supermarket buying crab meat and old bay , and a sailor hat. Then go home to your old lady open her legs spread the crab meat and spread the old bay on her bush. fish for the crab meat with your face and you'll have the dealiest catch of the day. The hat will let them know whose captin of the poop deck.
get crab meat spead it on her roast beef with old bay on her bush wear a sailor hat and cast out. it will be the deadliest catch of the evening.
by skip muldoon July 15, 2008