Only 30% of Marks are good looking, and often have a unique feel or look to them to set them apart. Marks found in New Zealand are, like most of the male population, good lovers. Any female Marks should not be approached unless you're into that kind of thing.
All Marks go through a phase of being "Dry" or "Not-Funny-even-though-they-try" These Marks tend to get it a bit rough from everybody else, so try to put up with it and he'll get through it in a few years.
"Mark is the best boyfriend I've ever had"
"Mark's love is like candy for my privates"