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A Farewell to Glocks

A Farewell to Glocks takes place at the end of a Counter-Strike: Source game when the server begins to change maps. At this time, everybody on both teams is frozen at their spawn points with a scoreboard in front of them. Everybody who isn't typing then proceeds to buy glocks from the buy menu and toss them to the ground, making a large pile in front of every player. Nobody is quite sure why this takes place, but it can be seen in almost every Counter-Strike: Source server one may encounter.

Note: This practice generally doesn't happen in older versions of Counter-Strike (1.5, 1.6, CZ) because they don't have realtime physics so the guns don't stack nicely.

killuh6969: gg guys
boom_headshot123: hey guys, lets buy a bunch of glocks and throw them on the ground!
killuh6969: A Farewell to Glocks!
boom_headshot123: shut up, thats not even clever

by Skeeter McDougal February 17, 2006

Nicole Parker

Nicole Parker is to many, myself included, the most talented current MadTV cast member (currently in its 11th season). Nicole has extensive history in improv comedy and clearly uses it in her tv career to portray very realistic and comical characters. Many fans of the show claim that Nicole Parker softened the blow of the loss of a lot of beloved cast members in a relatively short amount of time.

It is also my (professional) opinion that Nicole Parker is the most beautiful female cast member that has ever been a part of MadTV.

Joe: Hey! Who is that beautiful woman interviewing Kathy Griffen at the emmies with that no-talent hack Bobby Lee.
Me: Oh, thats Nicole Parker.

by Skeeter McDougal October 7, 2005

Cum Trough

A Cum Trough is a word (albeit a crude one) that describes the indentation found in the mid back area of a woman. Its usually a line that runs down the length of the spine (disappears at the lower back) and is sunken in more than either side of the woman's back. Usually it isn't found in really thin women (usually you just see their actual spine) nor heavyset women (whose backs are usually just doughey and flat). Most men, consciously or not, find this part of the body sexy.

The reason this area is called a Cum Trough is because when engaging in doggy style sex or a facsimile thereof, the man may be so inclined to pull out of the woman and ejaculate on her mid back. Rather than just leaking every which way, the Cum Trough acts as a trench or trough of sorts and causes all the semen to stay in a neat straight line on the woman's back, presumably until she stands up/rolls to either side.

Joe: Yeah dude, my girl is great. Oh and to top it all off, she has a nice little Cum Trough that I got to try out last night.
Bob: Yeah you're lucky, I keep going out with these damn skinny women, they have nothing but spine. Where is a man to deposit his seed, I ask you!
Joe: Face?
Bob: Oh yeah... I'll get back to you on that.

by Skeeter McDougal September 17, 2005