skeeter mcdougal's definitions

brazilian

As otherwise noted, Brazilian can refer to either a person from the country of Brazil or a type of female hair-removal waxing. However, Brazilian can also be used as an exaggerated and made up figure.

When something costs a lot of money or there's a lot of something, instead of using a random large number like a million or a billion or a zillion, so as to exaggerate the cost or amount of the item(s), one can say Brazilian to garner a chuckle or 2.

Sabine: Hey Mike, did you see that brand new BMW that just drove by? Why don't you get that car and scrap that piece of shit hooptie you drive?
Mike: Are you fucking kidding? I cant afford a BMW, they cost like a Brazilian dollars!
Sabine: Calm your broke ass down.

by Skeeter McDougal October 6, 2005

wangsman

Just as a marksman shows proficiency and skill with a gun, so does a wangsman with his wang. A wangsman is able to do all the elaborate and perhaps disgusting acts that can be researched on this very site.

No ejaculatory exhibition is too difficult or complicated for an experienced wangsman.

Wangsman: Yeah so the other night I pulled off a Sudanese Spunkbbuster last night on Starkeisha.

Bob: Jesus christ! How are you still walking. I guess you didn't get that wangsmanship trophy for nothing...

by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005

pearl moustache

Derived from the popular pearl necklace in which a man ejaculates on a woman's neck, a pearl moustache consists of a man depositing semen on a woman's upper lip, creating a pearly-white moustache of sorts.

This act requires a deft control of one's wang in order to not just perform your average facial. Only the most talented of wangsmen have mastered the pearl moustache.

Inexperienced wangsman: Yeah so I attempted a pearl moustache last night on Tayfondah and I couldn't move fast enough. What a mess it was!

Experienced wangsman: n00b...

by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005