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Nicole Parker is to many, myself included, the most talented current MadTV cast member (currently in its 11th season). Nicole has extensive history in improv comedy and clearly uses it in her tv career to portray very realistic and comical characters. Many fans of the show claim that Nicole Parker softened the blow of the loss of a lot of beloved cast members in a relatively short amount of time.
It is also my (professional) opinion that Nicole Parker is the most beautiful female cast member that has ever been a part of MadTV.
It is also my (professional) opinion that Nicole Parker is the most beautiful female cast member that has ever been a part of MadTV.
Joe: Hey! Who is that beautiful woman interviewing Kathy Griffen at the emmies with that no-talent hack Bobby Lee.
Me: Oh, thats Nicole Parker.
Me: Oh, thats Nicole Parker.
by Skeeter McDougal October 7, 2005
Get the Nicole Parker mug.This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.
Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.
Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.
Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.
by Skeeter McDougal October 4, 2005
Get the brown sock mug.A Cum Trough is a word (albeit a crude one) that describes the indentation found in the mid back area of a woman. Its usually a line that runs down the length of the spine (disappears at the lower back) and is sunken in more than either side of the woman's back. Usually it isn't found in really thin women (usually you just see their actual spine) nor heavyset women (whose backs are usually just doughey and flat). Most men, consciously or not, find this part of the body sexy.
The reason this area is called a Cum Trough is because when engaging in doggy style sex or a facsimile thereof, the man may be so inclined to pull out of the woman and ejaculate on her mid back. Rather than just leaking every which way, the Cum Trough acts as a trench or trough of sorts and causes all the semen to stay in a neat straight line on the woman's back, presumably until she stands up/rolls to either side.
The reason this area is called a Cum Trough is because when engaging in doggy style sex or a facsimile thereof, the man may be so inclined to pull out of the woman and ejaculate on her mid back. Rather than just leaking every which way, the Cum Trough acts as a trench or trough of sorts and causes all the semen to stay in a neat straight line on the woman's back, presumably until she stands up/rolls to either side.
Joe: Yeah dude, my girl is great. Oh and to top it all off, she has a nice little Cum Trough that I got to try out last night.
Bob: Yeah you're lucky, I keep going out with these damn skinny women, they have nothing but spine. Where is a man to deposit his seed, I ask you!
Joe: Face?
Bob: Oh yeah... I'll get back to you on that.
Bob: Yeah you're lucky, I keep going out with these damn skinny women, they have nothing but spine. Where is a man to deposit his seed, I ask you!
Joe: Face?
Bob: Oh yeah... I'll get back to you on that.
by Skeeter McDougal September 17, 2005
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