skeeter mcdougal's definitions
Stallone's Law states that (when guns are involved, usually) 1 man has better chances of killing 20 men than 20 men killing 1.
This refers to poorly-written action movies where pursuers of the movie's heroine have terrible aim and don't hit the main character, but instead hit surrounding metal objects so that a cool spark effect can ensue.
This refers to poorly-written action movies where pursuers of the movie's heroine have terrible aim and don't hit the main character, but instead hit surrounding metal objects so that a cool spark effect can ensue.
Person 1: "This movie is retarded, how come those stereotypical movie bad guys with the leather jackets and the foreign accents can't hit the main character? They seem to do perfectly fine hitting the stairs and the metal railing.."
Person 2: "Because he's a loose-cannon cop who plays by his own rules, bitch."
Person 2: "Because he's a loose-cannon cop who plays by his own rules, bitch."
by Skeeter McDougal August 10, 2005
Get the stallone's law mug.A Farewell to Glocks takes place at the end of a Counter-Strike: Source game when the server begins to change maps. At this time, everybody on both teams is frozen at their spawn points with a scoreboard in front of them. Everybody who isn't typing then proceeds to buy glocks from the buy menu and toss them to the ground, making a large pile in front of every player. Nobody is quite sure why this takes place, but it can be seen in almost every Counter-Strike: Source server one may encounter.
Note: This practice generally doesn't happen in older versions of Counter-Strike (1.5, 1.6, CZ) because they don't have realtime physics so the guns don't stack nicely.
Note: This practice generally doesn't happen in older versions of Counter-Strike (1.5, 1.6, CZ) because they don't have realtime physics so the guns don't stack nicely.
killuh6969: gg guys
boom_headshot123: hey guys, lets buy a bunch of glocks and throw them on the ground!
killuh6969: A Farewell to Glocks!
boom_headshot123: shut up, thats not even clever
boom_headshot123: hey guys, lets buy a bunch of glocks and throw them on the ground!
killuh6969: A Farewell to Glocks!
boom_headshot123: shut up, thats not even clever
by Skeeter McDougal February 17, 2006
Get the A Farewell to Glocks mug.This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.
Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.
Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.
Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.
by Skeeter McDougal October 4, 2005
Get the brown sock mug.