sjkyr4's definitions

lozage

Getting embarassed in front of someone you want to impress or making a bafoon out of yourself in a way that makes people say, "Dude you totally lost."

Yesterday I was walking up the stairs on campus with this girl I liked and fell, experiencing some serious lozage lose lost embarass.

by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

Captain Salt Truck

The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.

Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.

by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009