If you love your girlfriend, then you surely do love her ass too. If she loves you she will send you a picture of her ass.
William: Hey do you know what day it is.
Emma: What day is it?
William: it's national send ass pictures
by Sir Timothy February 23, 2025
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Tollund Girl

An unhygienic, extremely ugly, emaciated-looking female; any fugly female, such as a swamp donkey, that resembles a swamp-like creature. The origins of this word are traced back to Tollund Man, a man who was hanged in the 4th Century BCE and whose corpse was removed from a peat bog in Denmark in 1950.
Sarah wouldn't look like such a Tollund Girl if she took a shower and were some makeup.
by sir timothy December 29, 2007
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