12 definitions by sir captain of wynn bay

To be afraid of the penis.
Katie said she didn't want to mess around because she was still a little gun shy.
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A chunk of miscellaneous food product that is expelled when uncontrollably laughing. Most noticable when shot upon a car window or a friend's glasses. Most Disturbing...
"Chill out man! You're shooting chunk-o-flung on me!"
by sir captain of wynn bay April 29, 2005
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When a girl who's a real prostitute has a horrible looking crater face resembling buck shot to the face.
What's ole' buck shot up to these days, sucking off 40 year olds?
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The way one gets after downing too much whiskey. Wild Turky or So Co will do the trick. Screaming at trees or God while muttering half words is a common characteristic.
Sorry for slapping your girlfriend and pissing on your couch, I was pretty whiskey bent last night.
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A mouth that spews nonsense or stupidity. Usually owned by some dumb trick who works in your office that gets done out by losers, and they think that gives them the right to talk about it.
"If I have to listen to that hooker mouth talk on the phone all day to her friends about getting banged out, I'll snap."
by sir captain of wynn bay April 21, 2005
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