159 definitions by simon

Under Paid Bitch
Get this Pion outta here
by Simon October 22, 2003
a short human being, of the male gender, intelligent, clever and original
Wow that bloke is amazing, he's a grolly
by Simon September 18, 2003
A geordie (Newcastle) word for know.
I don't know

"I divint nah"
by Simon December 14, 2004
slang for vagina, evoking both chaunch and meat taco
Jennifer Lopez has a well oiled chaco.
by Simon November 16, 2004
Best. Name. Ever.
Play Station 2? More like GAY Station 2!
by Simon October 14, 2003
monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.
mookie L, quit jumping around like a monkey and design me a city.
by simon July 03, 2003
An Illicit Snog
Andy Jiffled her outside the club whilst his friends looked for him inside.

A jiffle is kissing someone so no-one can see you, or in a "Sly" Manner.

You cannot jiffle someone you are going out with
by Simon February 24, 2003

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