simon's definitions

thumdorious

Adjective- To do something to the most extreme limit

The water makes a thumdorious noise.

by Simon October 8, 2003

cunt

slang for the female genitailia, an insult, believed by many prudes to be one of the most insulting and rudist words in the english language

i've love to lick your cunt
you are such a cunt

by simon May 13, 2005

Bwop

Goofy, Doofy, Socially Inept, Incapable of socially acceptable behavior

"John Kerry's long face and hi-rise hairdo are totally bwop"

by Simon May 15, 2004

dicknose

1. An individual who behaves like an asshole or is a pain in the ass.
2. Someone whose nose is shaped like a penis.

1. "Go fuck yourself, dicknose!"
2. That guy has a dicknose just like his father's.

by Simon January 26, 2003

Honey Bucket

A shit house on an airplane. Lavatory on an airliner.

You get to suck the shit out of the honey bucket from flight 69.

by Simon October 14, 2004

banarji

My beautiful Man

I love Banarji

by simon November 27, 2003

Strangle Kojak

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate

"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"

by simon June 18, 2006