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Zoë - the best species ever to walk the planet

They always are drop dead gorgeous with big brown eyes and an eye boggling smile . Their fashion sense is unique and original whilst keeping up to date with the newest trends.

A Zoë's humor is one to behold. It is dark like the night sky, yet ridiculously funny to those who get it. True sarcasm is in there DNA and dad jokes are just not on the table.

Zoë's are normally great caring friends who have high expectations of there friends and themselves when it comes to gossiping and bitching. They try not to bitch most of the time but hey a whole species gotta have its flaws .

They are romantic and faithful in a relationship and are great girlfriend material. They also are slightly quick to fall in love but when they do u can see it in there eyes.

Zoë's are a highly developed species that are extremely intelligent . They are brilliant at expressing themselves and analyzing situations. They also have a great amount of emotional intelligence which can make them short tempered and irritant. Zoë's always endeavour and persevere to the very end.

They give the impression of strong and fearless although they might not always feel it. They are also quite self-conscious and care what others think. They are brilliant dancers and always have ability to flow make things flow although there not the most flexible.

Although i could go on and on I wont here is a brief description of the species of Zoë
Zoë is awesome
by simon from clapham / Lola July 31, 2018
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