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Oobi

The official deity and religion of the Kraznan Empire. Created when "666" is added to "hell" on a calculator (1134 turned upside down). Still a more plausible creation then Christianity's, though.
And now, let us pray to the almighty Oobi. Oobi...Oobi...Oobi....
by Silly Whitey November 8, 2003
mugGet the Oobimug.

sniggle

2. An erratic, often dangerous means of transportation that involves stomping around while throwing one's body weight and balance in random directions and fashions. Official mode of transportation/fighting style of Kraznan military.
As I lay peacefully in the hammock, I turned to see Jimmy sniggling toward me, a deranged look upon his face.
by Silly Whitey November 8, 2003
mugGet the snigglemug.

Fast Canadian Pixies

Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.
WHAT THE- This can't physically possible. It must be those damn Fast Canadian Pixies!!!
by Silly Whitey November 11, 2003
mugGet the Fast Canadian Pixiesmug.

sniggle

1. A redneck term of mysterious origins. Possibly means either "sneak" or "violate." See also: wordsnigglen/word
Grant, how'd y'all sniggle on back there?
by Silly Whitey November 8, 2003
mugGet the snigglemug.

Midget Brigade

A small part of the Kraznan armed forces, consisting of Jeffers and some other sort person, both of whom unwittingly members of this awesome force.
Is that the Wheelchair Troops? No its the Midget Brigade!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
by Silly Whitey November 30, 2004
mugGet the Midget Brigademug.

Wheelchair Troops

An essential aspect of the Kraznan military. The Kraznan equivalent of both Armored Vehicles and ATVs. Elite crippled soldiers riding in state-of-the-art, fucking insane wheelchairs. Have been known to float battle aboard Wheelchair Carriers.
What's that rumble I hear...? AHHHH!!!! KRAZNAN WHEELCHAIR TROOPS!!!!
by Silly Whitey November 16, 2003
mugGet the Wheelchair Troopsmug.

behymen

The metaphorical hymen of the anus. Like the hymen, this is "broken" upon penetration to the aformentioned area, eliminating the subject's anal virginity.
So...is that behymen still intact?
by Silly Whitey November 8, 2003
mugGet the behymenmug.

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