Fast Canadian Pixies

Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.

WHAT THE- This can't physically possible. It must be those damn Fast Canadian Pixies!!!

by Silly Whitey November 11, 2003

Midget Brigade

A small part of the Kraznan armed forces, consisting of Jeffers and some other sort person, both of whom unwittingly members of this awesome force.

Is that the Wheelchair Troops? No its the Midget Brigade!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

by Silly Whitey November 30, 2004

Wheelchair Troops

An essential aspect of the Kraznan military. The Kraznan equivalent of both Armored Vehicles and ATVs. Elite crippled soldiers riding in state-of-the-art, fucking insane wheelchairs. Have been known to float battle aboard Wheelchair Carriers.

What's that rumble I hear...? AHHHH!!!! KRAZNAN WHEELCHAIR TROOPS!!!!

by Silly Whitey November 16, 2003

sniggle

2. An erratic, often dangerous means of transportation that involves stomping around while throwing one's body weight and balance in random directions and fashions. Official mode of transportation/fighting style of Kraznan military.

As I lay peacefully in the hammock, I turned to see Jimmy sniggling toward me, a deranged look upon his face.

by Silly Whitey November 08, 2003

snigglin

1. One who wordsniggle/words.
2. A contemptible person.

Y'all are just a bunch of little snigglins, a'intcha?

by Silly Whitey November 08, 2003

sniggle

1. A redneck term of mysterious origins. Possibly means either "sneak" or "violate." See also: wordsnigglen/word

Grant, how'd y'all sniggle on back there?

by Silly Whitey November 08, 2003

Kraznania

The furure world superpower. A massive, soon-to-be empire made up of Slovakia, Outer Mongolia, Mrs. Potocki's trailer, and other locales. Will form alliances with such obscure countries as Jamaica and Taiwan (which IS a country). Will have the greatest, yet most fucked-up military the world has ever seen, with Sniggle Troops, Wheelchair Troops, Jihad Troops, Penguin Luftwaffe, and others. Will be led by Emperor Dave, until we coup him. Fear our coming.

Kraznania will rule the world.

by Silly Whitey November 16, 2003