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One who is rather larger in size and hides various McDonalds menu items in their folds and crevices. Usually used as a slang term directed towards an oblivious friend.
"Oh my god Kyle, BigMacLafferTeets's shorts are riding up even higher than usual this morning."
by shutupyafuck September 23, 2009