10 definitions by shorty crunk

pig wad

anyone who refuses to share their things with you

"Stop being such a pig wad with that"

by shorty crunk January 15, 2006

Rollin a Chub

When a person rolls a large marijuana joint to smoke.

I asked if he wanted to smoke and right away he started "Rollin a Chub" for us...

by shorty crunk July 26, 2009

Throw Back Whips

An old ass car that needs to retire...

I ain't going on a date with that guy, he drives "Throw Back Whips"...

by shorty crunk June 28, 2009

Chinkish

When an Asian person conducts business in a super greedy manner.

I went to Chinatown and wanted to exchange my dollar for 4 quarters. The clerk behind the counter was being hella "Chinkish" and said "only 1 quarter exchange per custama"...

by shorty crunk November 2, 2009

nippers

word to describe nipples on woman

Damn it was cold, I had some hard ass nippers!!!

by shorty crunk December 12, 2004

snick

snorting related illness,

Yo, just call in snick to work tomorrow!

by shorty crunk December 12, 2004

Dicksurfing

Comparable to "couchsurfing". It's when you temporarily relocate to someone's else's bed to save money while traveling.

"Samantha rented out her house for a couple weeks while in Europe. Instead of renting a hotel, she went dicksurfing to save money"

by shorty crunk February 3, 2017