Topher is a tall, handsome, funny male who can be addicting and sometimes hard to look away from. A topher is never a female and has an Italian sausage if you know what I mean. Topher spread his disease, also known as topherculitis, which is missing the topher and always thinking of him. You will sometimes suffer from topher withdraws.
"Did you see Topher today?"
"yes! And he gave me some topherculitis"
They are a type of hallucinogenic mushrooms. You can find Psilocybe and Panaeolus species. Shrooms can be either eaten or smoked but the effects are higher and come to you faster if you eat them. Most people say they aren't worth the money but you're first time is one hell of a trip.
Once when I did shrooms I took a look into the mirror and my face looked like it was peeling off but none of my friends would take me to the hospital because they didn't believe me. Ain't that sum shit