113 definitions by sheila in the car

gap shot

The view inadvertantly provided by a woman when uncrossing her legs such as in exiting a vehicle

Paparazzi know it is the money shot when they are able to catch a "gap shot" as an actress exits a limo

See Britney Spears,Paris Hilton,Sharon Stone

by sheila in the car June 12, 2009

non-event planner

a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........

Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.

by sheila in the car October 14, 2010

Res judicootie

Finding its origin in the legal term res judicata (meaning forever barred) ,res judicootie references one's successful treatment of head lice or nits, fleas and the like....

Following two weeks of torturous treatment,little Sally was hoping to declare res judicootie on her case of head lice.

by sheila in the car December 26, 2011

the fight bed

term used to describe any secondary sleep location which is used as a result of an argument between sexual partners

Paul was destined for the fight bed after telling his girlfriend she could lose a few....

by sheila in the car October 6, 2009

Sit and shvitz

Incorporating the Yiddish term for sweat, this phrase refers to
the use of a sauna

After he finished working out at the health club,Eric
opted for a sit and shvitz...

by sheila in the car June 18, 2013

slothmachine

disparaging term used by the very real or

" manly "gamblers at a casino ,who prefer gaming which involves skill,difficulty and great risk ,to describe that of the lowest and laziest form of gambling known as the slotmachine.

It took the casino manager and the rest of my family three days to notice my Aunt Vera had actually passed away while hanging on to the arm of the slothmachine.

by sheila in the car April 16, 2010

letter "C"

oft-used term on Sesame Street now used to describe a hunched over elderly person

Having assumed the position with her walker, my Aunt Sally walked into the casino as the letter "C"

by sheila in the car July 19, 2010