The UrbanParadox

Basically, The UrbanParadox states that most sex/violence/racism/ related defintions get higher votes than those that are informative/jokes/non-controversial.

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by Shawn B. October 20, 2003

Vegan

One who tries not to eat ANY animal products, not even milk or cheese.

I've never seen a vegan around.

by Shawn B. June 10, 2003

Woo-Woo

A fat guy who loves body-slamming people, eating cake, and rolling down steep inclines at 95 mph.

If Alex and Woo-Woo fought, Alex would win, because he's quick and weighs 950 less than Woo-Woo

by Shawn B. May 23, 2003

morning glory

The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.

I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....

by Shawn B. October 14, 2003

Roe

Caviar or fish eggs; usually from a sturgeon, beluga, or some other fish.

Rich people eat it!

by Shawn B. October 24, 2003

Hater

A person that is not happy for someone else's success.
Alternative pronunciation: h8t-er

Stop being a hater just because Shawn has a good job, a sexy husband and a slammin' ride...while you're still in the ghetto with the 12 kids you had by 12 different men.

by Shawn B. March 30, 2003

Der Junkfüdfest

Also known as the day after halloween; on this day, you wolf down the candy got trick-or-treating/robbing little kids. If you're not careful, you could wind up sick or fat, so celebrate wisely!

RatchetBoo celebrated Der Junkfüdfest by wolfing down 6 mini-bags of M&Ms in .039 seconds.

by Shawn B. November 03, 2003