1 definition by shaun. the duude that no1 knows **whistles quitly whilst rokin back and fourth in the dark**

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townies, chavers, pikies, n.e.d's (non educated dilincuents), anti grungers (look that 1 up 2) wat ever u wanna call um they exist. they say all the dumbest words under the sun which they make up, some of there language comes from cockney slang or enviornmentle teachings, but i h8 most of um as we all do, there not the kinda people u want ur son to tern out like, now i hav a few townie frineds but there not so bad, josh green is a good example. but basicly a townie is som1 who weres brand makes like nike, adidas, umbro, "TN" and all of that. also a true typicaly stereo typ townie will go round and be an ass, pick fights with anyone who comes there way. but there are nice townies like josh green who is a good hounest person, but sometimes he says hes not a townie as even he knows wat there like, so yea, if ur a proper townie ur a basterd. end of.
oi oi mushtie im gonna bang u down a back allie much innit,
(is typical townie talk meaning im going 2 beat u up)

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