1 definition by sexyportia

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when a guy and a girl are having sex and the guy cums in the woman's hair, then he styles it into a stylish faux hawk
ella: last night me and john were having sex he jizzed into my hair and then he styled my bangs into a faux hawk.

sarah: wow i love getting faux hawked!

--faux hawking
by sexyportia September 30, 2009

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