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Associated with the infamous sex move, the Alabama Hot Pocket. The penis owner, or strap wearer, inserts their girthy attachment into the anus of another party, in which their anus is encrusted in what is widely known as ‘shit’. The penis owner/strap wearer proceeds to perform an act of sodomy (with consent) against the party whose anus is encrusted in shit. This sex act is known as the “Nutella Sandwich” because the walls of the anus represent two slices of bread whilst the feces represent nutella. The penis or strap represents a knife spreading the nutella.
Colton: Damn, I saw that clip of you performing the ‘Nutella Sandwich’ on your girl on your story last night! You really wanna be known for that?
Daniel: Damn straight, I graduate next year anyways. Before these bitches hop into my DMs wanting some sweets they need to know if they can handle my chocolate.
by sexy italian man October 6, 2020
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Another term for pedophiles. Similar in meaning to the term “theatre hoppers” or “theatre hopping,” which means to buy a ticket for one movie and hop from movie to movie within the theatre in hopes of not getting caught.
Uncle Ron the Pedo drives his large SUV around the city hopping from playground to playground in hopes of finding children. We like to call him and those similar to him playground hoppers.
by sexy italian man July 19, 2021
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A white person who wants to be Chinese. Basically anyone who Asian baits, lies about a Chinese ethnicity/heritage, etc. A play on the word ‘chink’ (a slur used against Chinese people)
Kelsey is a damn Wink if she thinks watching Chinese anime and saying “Ni hao” to everyone at the local Chinese restaurant makes her more “culturally aware”
by sexy italian man December 17, 2022
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