seabat's definitions

whistle dog

An obscure selection on the menu of fast-food mofos A&W. It's like a hot dog, but with more enthusiasm.

When the customer ordered a whistle dog, the clerk cringed as he fished one out of the warmer oven. Those mofos were 42 months old!

by SeaBat June 17, 2006

good lord! choke

An exclamation uttered with amusing frequency in 1950s E.C. horror comics, usually by characters confonted by an unspeakable horror or their own impending demise.

"The innkeeper -- is a flesh-eating -- GHOUL! Good Lord! Choke."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

negative ass

A rear end that is flat or non-existent, or, in extreme cases, even oddly concave.

"My jeans flap in the back 'cause I got a negative ass."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

bum beer

The beer that bums buy, with their hodge-podge of coins and wrinkled, depressing bills. Usually obscure, depressing brands that make up in alcohol percentage what they lack in flavour, or anything out of the singles cooler.

"Why'd you buy Extra Old Stock, brah? Man, that shite is bum beer that makes my tongue tingle."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

bf

Noun.

Bitch Face.

The check-out girl at the corner grocery is a big fugly BF.

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

space pants

Pants that make one's ass look out of this world.

"Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

number 11 bus

Walking somewhere on your own two legs that God gave you.

(The legs each represent a "1.")

"Lazy North American mofos are so dependent on their cars they won't even take the frigging number 11 bus 2 blocks."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006