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Definitions by seabat

whistle dog 

An obscure selection on the menu of fast-food mofos A&W. It's like a hot dog, but with more enthusiasm.
When the customer ordered a whistle dog, the clerk cringed as he fished one out of the warmer oven. Those mofos were 42 months old!
whistle dog by SeaBat June 17, 2006
To consume something in large, hasty bites.
"Did you even taste that bag of Cheezies? You just mowlfed em."
mowlf by SeaBat June 14, 2006

spur posse 

A group of jockish, high school ass hats who came to notoriety in the early 1990s for use of a "point system" to publicize the number of girls they had sex with.
The controversy was in the fact that half the girls counted were either raped or otherwise sexually violated in some way by the group.
A common scenario was the "spur posse" would descend upon lone individuals and let the group animal go nutz.
The spur posse enjoyed giving each other long, lingering blowjobs in the rec center locker room. And raping people.
spur posse by SeaBat June 12, 2006
The worst euphemism ever for "asshole".

First emerged circa 1995 in an erotica novel entitled "Fairy Tale Stories for GrownUps," and has made intermittent guest appearances in other coy, female-penned soft-porn literature since that time.
Cinderella, wearing only glass ho heels, begged the Prince to sock it to her rose hole.
rose hole by SeaBat June 12, 2006

negative ass 

A rear end that is flat or non-existent, or, in extreme cases, even oddly concave.
"My jeans flap in the back 'cause I got a negative ass."
negative ass by SeaBat June 12, 2006

number 11 bus 

Walking somewhere on your own two legs that God gave you.

(The legs each represent a "1.")
"Lazy North American mofos are so dependent on their cars they won't even take the frigging number 11 bus 2 blocks."
number 11 bus by SeaBat June 12, 2006

mining green gold 

(Adj.)
Picking your nose and often, by association, the eating of that found therein.
"Little kids are notorious for mining green gold."
mining green gold by SeaBat June 12, 2006