4 definitions by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg
1. A bottle that boys want girls to shove in their vagina to make it clean. Can they not just wash it? Jeez..
2. a jerk, one who only thinks of themselves and sex.
2. a jerk, one who only thinks of themselves and sex.
1. Girl: You want me to what?
Boy: Douche.
Girl: ..why?
Boy: I.. I dont know. your vagina is very unpleasant and dirty.
2. John, you're a fucking douche for hiring a hooker while your girlfriend was otu of town.
Boy: Douche.
Girl: ..why?
Boy: I.. I dont know. your vagina is very unpleasant and dirty.
2. John, you're a fucking douche for hiring a hooker while your girlfriend was otu of town.
by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 5, 2006
When gay men and women and bisexuals can finally accept who they are and reveal their orientation to friends and family
A perfect example of someone coming out:
Guy:
Gay Guy: Uhhh... Dave? Theres something I need to.. tell you.
Dave: What is it bro?
Gay guy: I think I'm gay.
Dave: Serious? How long have you known?
Gay guy: A year... Can we still be friends?
Dave: sure, man. as long as you're not turned on.
Girl:
Lesbian girl: ..Hey trish?
Trish: what
Lesbian: If I tell you somethng will you completely freak out?
Trish: No! What??? Tell me.
Lesbian: You're totally gonna think Im weird but.. im a lesbian.
Trish: (silent) *laughs* REALLY?!?!?!?!?!? Your kidding
Lesbian: no.. im serious.
Trish: how long have you known?
Lesbian: since i was like..... ten
Trish: Wow.
Bisexual:
Bi Girl: Mom? I need to tell you something. I cant take it anymore.
Mom: What..
Bi Girl.: I'm attracted to girls, mom. And boys. Im bisexual.
Mom: (silent) Really? What if its just a stage in your life..? it could be just a stage!!
Bi GIrl: No.. mom. I know myself better than anyone else. I;m bisexual.
Mom: Wow.
Bi Girl: You're not mad, are you?
Mom: no of course not.
Bi Girl: Okay. (hugs)
Guy:
Gay Guy: Uhhh... Dave? Theres something I need to.. tell you.
Dave: What is it bro?
Gay guy: I think I'm gay.
Dave: Serious? How long have you known?
Gay guy: A year... Can we still be friends?
Dave: sure, man. as long as you're not turned on.
Girl:
Lesbian girl: ..Hey trish?
Trish: what
Lesbian: If I tell you somethng will you completely freak out?
Trish: No! What??? Tell me.
Lesbian: You're totally gonna think Im weird but.. im a lesbian.
Trish: (silent) *laughs* REALLY?!?!?!?!?!? Your kidding
Lesbian: no.. im serious.
Trish: how long have you known?
Lesbian: since i was like..... ten
Trish: Wow.
Bisexual:
Bi Girl: Mom? I need to tell you something. I cant take it anymore.
Mom: What..
Bi Girl.: I'm attracted to girls, mom. And boys. Im bisexual.
Mom: (silent) Really? What if its just a stage in your life..? it could be just a stage!!
Bi GIrl: No.. mom. I know myself better than anyone else. I;m bisexual.
Mom: Wow.
Bi Girl: You're not mad, are you?
Mom: no of course not.
Bi Girl: Okay. (hugs)
by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 5, 2006
A saying people use that girls have power too (along with boys) people usually say it when a girl has outsmarted someone or has doe something to make one proud.
Girl 1: I tried out for the boys basketball team because this shitty school doesnt have a girl team, and I made it!!!
Girl 2: your rock!!! girl power
Girl 2: your rock!!! girl power
by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 6, 2006
The foul, crude, but kick ass boy on south park / He wears an orange parka and him voice is muffled. Thats the fun part..
Les: Going down to south park gonna see if I cant unwind"
seasons 1-2
Kenny Mccormick: I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Seasons 3-5
I have got a ten inch penis use your mouth if u wanna clean it
Seasons 7^
Some day ill be old enough to stick my dick in briteny's butt
seasons 1-2
Kenny Mccormick: I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Seasons 3-5
I have got a ten inch penis use your mouth if u wanna clean it
Seasons 7^
Some day ill be old enough to stick my dick in briteny's butt
by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 7, 2006