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george carlin

The funnyest damn person alive today.

"Cheese tits"

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

fruit cup

A CONDOM. This word is created with the Chinese word for penis which is "papaya", and the American meaning of the word which is a kind of fruit. Since you put papayas in fruit cups, it would be like putting your penis or "papaya" in somthing. The penis is the fruit and the condom is the cup. And that's how "fruit cup" was born.

Use a fruit cup to prevent STD's.

by Scratch DJ February 4, 2005

hey

The only word in the song "Rock N' Roll #5" that is often played at sports arenas.

Anouncer: "He shoots, he scores"

(music starts)
da-da-da-da
"HEY!"
da-da-da
"HEY!"

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

sm

Abv. for Sales Mark.

The logo has a SM at the right.

by Scratch DJ February 4, 2005

mellon arena

Where the Pittsburgh Penguins play

Also called the igloo.

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

pens

1.writing utensil
2.chicken or animal enclosure
3.ABRIVIATION FOR PITTSBURGH PENGUINS

Go Pens!

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

hunts

The worst brand of ketchup

Heinz ketchup is blazin!

by Scratch DJ June 15, 2004