Urban Dictionary: Definitions by scott mccowan

blind dyslexic

Proformning a stupid act, over the simplest thing.

Scott felt like a blind dyslexic over the sport's play he saw five minutes ago.

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When a radio plays only one or two songs by an artist/group even though they have done more.

Damn, I'm changing the station, this Music Douching with AC/DC is getting annoying.

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When a radio station constantly plays certain songs by an artist, even though they've done more.

Damn, I wish they would stop Music Douching that song, it's getting annoying.

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When a radio station plays only "one" or two songs from an artist, even though they've done more.

Damn, I wish this station would stop Music Douching AC/DC's "For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)".

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Suffering a blond moment to the Nth Degree.
(also bblexia: bleach blondelexia)

Scott could have slapped himself over his blondelexia about what happened.

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being sprayed some by the toylet water when bending down to pull up pants after taking a dump.

Bill thought he was going to die when he was poo juiced in the men's room.

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God, the hurlness of that person is 6ft

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