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2 definitions by scode faced kraut

 
1.
A scone (a british roll of sorts) with a chode sticking out the front end of it on a person's face, can be glazed or unglazed depending on the person.
WOWZA herb is such a scode face
by scode faced kraut April 26, 2010
 
2.
the act of one man sitting on a glass table deficating, and rubbing his buttucks in the feces while a women lays under said table, making it seem that the feces is levitating over said woman.
Kevin - hey Brandon, remember when hanah wanted you to do the levitating nasty to her...

Brandon - Eeeww yeah, but i tried to forget...
by scode faced kraut May 14, 2010