1 definition by saylermaster

Top Definition
a scrawny ferret like being , often refers to themself as a spaceman chocolate factory owner. likes to stalk random people from both sexes and gets thrills from touching exotic fruit. photographs people in showers with a wide angle lense.
that kid just groped my fruit , what a cooley !

some scrawny guy followed me home from the supermarket , what a cooley !

some kid in my photography class was trying to take pictures of nude guys , what a cooley !
by saylermaster April 21, 2009

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