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Falker

A person who is a Facebook Stalker. Tries to add you as a friend multiple times even though you have no idea who they are. After many failed attempts they get mad enough to send you numerous emails asking why you won't add them as a friend thus making them look psychotic and stalker-ish.
Haley is such a psycho, she needs to get a life. She tried friending me on Facebook 10 times this month and I keep ignoring it. Then she sent me a few emails demanding to know why I won't add her as a friend. I don't know you, leave me along you "Falker"!
by SassyJax01 December 2, 2010
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Vagina Dough

Fat lady vagina. Also known as FUPA, Gunt or Camel Toe.

It looks like some fresh rising dough that you left sit in a bowl all day covered in Saran Wrap and it’s spilling out of the sides
The lady in the motorized scooter driving around the grocery store has alot of Vagina Dough. It's overflowing so bad it's hitting her kankles as she sits in her chair.
by SassyJax01 January 11, 2013
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Labia Licker

A less hurful way of calling a female Gay. It is a Funny name for a Female Homosexual.

Unlike these that can be hurtful: Gay, Lesbian, Dyke, Lesbo, Butch, Bull Dyke, Frisco Dyke, etc.
Janice is such a dirty Labia Licker. She's been wanting to finger bang and munch carpet on that old Cougar in the corner of the bar all night.
by SassyJax01 October 30, 2011
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Cheddar Biscuits

Another word I made up to describe Green Bay Packer Fans, the Green Bay Packer Players butts, or anyone living in Wisconsin. (Were already known as Cheese Heads but Cheddar Biscuits sounds better)
1) It's so neat going to Lambeau Field on a Packer game day and seeing all the "Cheddar Biscuits" tailgating in the parking lot.

2) I love looking at Aaron Rodgers "Cheddar Biscuits" on TV during the Green Bay Packer Games.

3) Them Cheddar Biscuits up in WI are all crazy Packer fans
by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
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SnuffaMuffagus

Femal version of the Woolly Mammoth off of Seseme Street that is a lesbian.
If the Woolly Mammoth off of Seseme Street was a female and a lesbian I bet her name would be SnuffaMuffagus.
by SassyJax01 May 16, 2011
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Cooter Muffin

A cuter name for a Vagina.
My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
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Sluddy Buddy

Another word for a Booty Call, Fuck Friend, Fuck Buddy, or Friend With Benefits.

This person is usually very easy and will sleep with anyone. Thus making them a "Sluddy Buddy" because they are only your buddy when you want sex. There is no emotional attachment to this person, and you would never intend on dating them either.
James: Who can I call tonight for a piece of ass? Everytime I call Ava she wants to talk about dating me after I blow my load in her dirty Vaj.

Rodney: My go to gal is always Lindsay. She is my "Sluddy Buddy". She's like a tow truck; no matter what time it is or where you are, you just have to call her and she will be there!
by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012
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