sassyjax01's definitions
A woman's private parts that are covered in a 5 "o"clock shadow because she hasn't shaved her Muff in a couple days.
Stacy got out of the shower and I seen her shadow box! Tell her to go to the damn store and buy a razor. Her crotch is begining to look like she has Don King in a head lock between her legs.
by SassyJax01 September 23, 2011
Get the Shadow Boxmug. A Sausage Slob is a dirty girl who goes through more Wiener between her legs then the production line at Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs.
Look at that slutty butt over there, she's hit on every guy in this bar looking for a piece of ass while her husbands out of town. She's already screwed half the county. What a Sausage Slob!
by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
Get the Sausage Slobmug. A Woman with little to no Boobs. The breast is so small that the only thing that sticks out is the nipple and it looks like two Tator Tots.
Mitch yelled out to the new stripper at Northstar Strip Club "Hey Tator Tits, you better work harder for your tips! You need bigger boobs, Not Nips!"
by SassyJax01 March 18, 2012
Get the Tator Titsmug. Fat lady vagina. Also known as FUPA, Gunt or Camel Toe.
It looks like some fresh rising dough that you left sit in a bowl all day covered in Saran Wrap and it’s spilling out of the sides
It looks like some fresh rising dough that you left sit in a bowl all day covered in Saran Wrap and it’s spilling out of the sides
The lady in the motorized scooter driving around the grocery store has alot of Vagina Dough. It's overflowing so bad it's hitting her kankles as she sits in her chair.
by SassyJax01 January 11, 2013
Get the Vagina Doughmug. Similar to a guys ball/sack sweat called "Fromunda Cheese" this is found under women's boobs.
Is caused from a woman's boobs or tummy rolls being confined and overheated, thus producing Chest Gravy.
Is caused from a woman's boobs or tummy rolls being confined and overheated, thus producing Chest Gravy.
Jenny walked 2 miles on the treadmill today and went to the grocery store afterwards. She grossed out all the customers because she had so much "Chest Gravy" dripping off of her t-shirt.
by SassyJax01 June 18, 2012
Get the Chest Gravymug. Another word for "old balls". Nickname for old dirty men that hit on much younger women and leave onlookers disgusted. Or a good name for any older man in general
Sharon is getting hit on by old "Dusty Nuts" over there at the bar. He probably popped a Viagra before he came out tonight looking for a much younger piece of tail to stimulate his shriveled up pickle. Woof!
by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
Get the Dusty Nutsmug. Also known as a reverse Wedgie or Grundie. When you get your underwear pulled up in the front so hard that it cuts off the circulation to your ball sack and hurts.
Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.
Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.
After Jesse's next beer he is going to pass out. Then lets give him a "Nut Snuggie" when he's laying on his back. It'll split his balls in half and probably give him rug burn on his nut sack.
by SassyJax01 February 6, 2012
Get the Nut Snuggiemug.