32 definitions by sassyjax01
A woman's private parts that are covered in a 5 "o"clock shadow because she hasn't shaved her Muff in a couple days.
Stacy got out of the shower and I seen her shadow box! Tell her to go to the damn store and buy a razor. Her crotch is begining to look like she has Don King in a head lock between her legs.
by sassyjax01 May 24, 2011
The definition is a cuter way of calling a guy Gay or calling him an Ass Banger, it's less hurtful. (Soft Bread like Ass tissue which is known as the "Biscuit", and Banger referring to a Homosexual Male who likes to tickle turds)
Ray likes to wear pink shirts, spikes his hair, drinks fruity cocktails, slaps guys on the ass, sings karaoke at the Gay Bars, and has never have a girlfriend. That is why I think he's a Biscuit Banger.
by sassyjax01 May 31, 2011
One who goes out looking for a piece of ass but usually comes home with nothing because they have a much better looking friend who steals the woman they wanted to bang.
Todd is such a Biscuit Snatcher I can't stand it. Every time we go to the bar and I want to hook up with a hot chick he cock blocks me and takes her home. What a dick.
by sassyjax01 August 23, 2011
My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.
by sassyjax01 May 31, 2011
A Sausage Slob is a dirty girl who goes through more Wiener between her legs then the production line at Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs.
Look at that slutty butt over there, she's hit on every guy in this bar looking for a piece of ass while her husbands out of town. She's already screwed half the county. What a Sausage Slob!
by sassyjax01 November 2, 2011
Another word for "old balls". Nickname for old dirty men that hit on much younger women and leave onlookers disgusted. Or a good name for any older man in general
Sharon is getting hit on by old "Dusty Nuts" over there at the bar. He probably popped a Viagra before he came out tonight looking for a much younger piece of tail to stimulate his shriveled up pickle. Woof!
by sassyjax01 November 2, 2011
Your garden variety whore who has Bleach Blonde hair on the top and Black underneath. This person usually is married but sleeps with anything that will talk to her. They are usually broke off their ass with several kids, gets fired from jobs, get cars repoed on a routine basis along with getting their heat shut up and about 100 collection calls a day.
They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.
They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.
This person just basically sucks at life!
They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.
They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.
This person just basically sucks at life!
Heidi is such a Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank, you think she'd keep her legs closed so she doesn't get knocked up again. Looks like I'll be paying for this baby too since she's a welfare case.
Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha
Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha
by sassyjax01 December 7, 2010