sassyjax01's definitions

Labia Licker

A less hurful way of calling a female Gay. It is a Funny name for a Female Homosexual.

Unlike these that can be hurtful: Gay, Lesbian, Dyke, Lesbo, Butch, Bull Dyke, Frisco Dyke, etc.

Janice is such a dirty Labia Licker. She's been wanting to finger bang and munch carpet on that old Cougar in the corner of the bar all night.

by SassyJax01 October 30, 2011

Cheddar Biscuits

Another word I made up to describe Green Bay Packer Fans, the Green Bay Packer Players butts, or anyone living in Wisconsin. (Were already known as Cheese Heads but Cheddar Biscuits sounds better)

1) It's so neat going to Lambeau Field on a Packer game day and seeing all the "Cheddar Biscuits" tailgating in the parking lot.

2) I love looking at Aaron Rodgers "Cheddar Biscuits" on TV during the Green Bay Packer Games.

3) Them Cheddar Biscuits up in WI are all crazy Packer fans

by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011

Semen Slinger

Another word for a male porn star or gay man.

Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy are two of the most well known Semen Slingers in the porn industry.

And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.

by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012

Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.

Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!

by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011

Fupa Fannypack

Fupa is another word for Camel Toe (Fat Upper Pussy Area). Fupa Fannypack is best described as a fat womans vagina.

Jessica has the biggest Fupa Fannypack I've ever seen stuffed into a swim suit. That shit is spilling out all over the place!

by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012

Biscuit Duster

Another word for a Gay man's mustache. This means the gay man likes to toss his partners salad thus calling his mustache a biscuit duster. (Biscuit=Butt)

Jordan and Timmy are going to have extra fun tonight since Jordan grew out his "Biscuit Duster".

by SassyJax01 November 3, 2011

Nut Snuggie

Also known as a reverse Wedgie or Grundie. When you get your underwear pulled up in the front so hard that it cuts off the circulation to your ball sack and hurts.

Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.

After Jesse's next beer he is going to pass out. Then lets give him a "Nut Snuggie" when he's laying on his back. It'll split his balls in half and probably give him rug burn on his nut sack.

by SassyJax01 February 6, 2012