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10 definitions by sanias

Mom I Wouldn't Like to Fuck
Look at that fat miwlf, I bet her nipples smell like piss.
by Sanias March 19, 2004
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n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.

v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.
Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.

How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?
by sanias March 11, 2004
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n. The fold in someone's pants or shorts that makes it look like their dick is sticking out.
"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"

"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."
by Sanias June 19, 2005
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adv. egg-assingly; Performing a feat whilst egg-assed.
Corey egg-assingly farted onto Spencer's chin, leaving fragments of yolk and fodder behind.
by sanias March 12, 2004
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v. to rape-dock another man

v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
Terry, Pat, and I decided to hold him down, while George gave him a good Lance King.
by sanias October 06, 2011
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adj. drunker than piss
"I'm totally Burt Reynolds."

"How much did you have?"
by Sanias June 19, 2005
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Must be a fairytale because Mexicans don't lose their hair.
"Look behind you! Santa Claus and Jesus are eating the Easter Bunny!"

"Sure... and I suppose the boogie man's fucking a bald Mexican, too."
by Sanias October 21, 2004
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