sammer of the gods's definitions

frog

(Frawgah)n.,v. to punch someone in the upper arm or chest with the middle knuckle partically extended to inflict a sharp concerntrated blow. origin of the name is based on the quick flick of a frog's tounge.

Dude, look at the bruise where your brother frogged me!

by SAMMER OF THE GODS February 18, 2007

splashin' punkins

(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.

I ate , like, four frozen burritos and had some serious splashin' punkins!

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

belly scrapenz

(belly•SCRAPE•enz)n. any food that falls and hangs onto or stains one's shirt, tie or coat that are later consumed by the offender or a pet.

Mr. Jones snarfed some belly scrapenz off his tie with the space shuttle on it.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

bung knuckle

(bung•NUCK•ehl) n. the perineum, the taint, the sand bar,

my bike seat is as hard as a rock and it hurts my bung knuckle.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

time bandit

(time•BAN•DIT) n. someone who wastes your time by telling long winded stories, isn't punctual, makes you wait for various reasons, plans boring outings, etc. it's a retro reference to an brit-comedy movie from the early eighties of the same name.

Kelly is such a time bandit... She always goes into these boring monologes about boring crap when i have much better things to do like clean my toilet.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2006

frodo-shop

(fro•DO•shop) n. v. the software you use to copy and paste your friends heads on LOTRs photos that you scrape off the internet usually to send via email.

I frodo-shopped Darren's head onto Gollum's body and posted it in my myspace pics.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2006

Abraham Lincoln

(EH•brah•HAM•LINK•con)v.
to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.

dude, i totally abraham lincolned my little brother last night. he was doing home work at the kitchen table and i snuck up and dislodged an oily reeker right in his ear.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS April 19, 2006