Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. A person who possesses a killer body but has a face that only a mother could love.
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Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
Sammy: Forget french kissing..have you ever experienced the aussie kiss? ;)
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.
Sammy: Arrghhh we're not going to make it!!
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
Nick in bathroom: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"
Sammy: Haha sounds like Nick is having a monkey bath!
Very short skirt, only an inch from the *hare*.
Nick: Check the hottie in the greyhound
Sammy: OMG! I can see her pubes!
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the
. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a
Mcsh!t with Lies
Nick: Damn, I need to go to the toilet bad..brb...going for a McSh!t
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