Also known as the European or Fashion mullet, the mull-ette is a shorter, less obvious version of the standard mullet. the mull-ette was made famous in the 80's by actors such as John Stamos and Mario Lopez. Now, the most common form of the mull-ette is as an unintended consequence of not getting a haircut soon enough. It is characterized by the hair growing at the nape of the neck being noticibly longer than the rest of the hair on the head. The Mull-ette may be accidental and does not discriminate based on race or gender.
Man I need a haircut, i'm starting to get a mull-ette.
1. The kind of mustache or gotee that guys who refuse to a woman alone at a club or bar have; think that one guy from the backstreet boys, or european "musician" Gunter (similar to a mexistache)
2. the kind of mustache sex-offenders grow in order to seem more normal; think ned flanders or geraldo. in this instance, the upper lip is usually not visable and the stache is usually, but not always, acompanied by a mullet or mull-ette
That dick with the molestache won't stop trying to get me to go home with him. He's gross and smells like mustard.