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an exotic oil-filled aroma created by boiling spoiled food inside your brown boiler room. It is then captured and stored in hand crafted crystal spritzer bottles made in Italy. Very expensive!
In order to get revenge on Lisa, Ronald spread his b-hole, and sprayed her face with brown perfume while she was asleep...Sadly, Lisa never awoke

Wendy likes to blot her wrists with brown perfume before going on a big date or going to an important business meeting

Luke couldn't stop coughing when he smelled the puddle of brown perfume that leaks out onto Grandma's old recliner when she watches I Love Lucey
by sadie85 August 25, 2008
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