2 definitions by rxjohnk

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a mythical item used on cold days when you are outside taking a leak and the piss freezes mid-stream.

You gotta knock the frozen piss off before you can continue your business.
It was so cold this morning I thought I was going to need a pee-knocker after I took my morning whiz.
by rxjohnk January 15, 2009

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A fast food masterpiece.

An uncharacteristically well-prepared fast food item.
It must be that cook's first day on the job. This Whopper is a fasterpiece!
by rxjohnk July 26, 2016

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