rtj loco's definitions

toot

A multi purpose verb meaning 'to have a go ' or 'take a turn on'. derived from use of cocaine.

I would'nt mind a toot on that chick.

Shall we have a quick toot on a whisky.

by rtj loco December 19, 2003

Pulling my pants down

Phrase used when someone is having a joke/laugh at your expense or taking the piss out of you.

"I'll tell you what Herman, The people at the tax office are pulling my pants down"

by rtj loco December 23, 2003

Fat Old Boy

To describe anything that is large in size.

I'll tell you what Herman, that Ron Jeremy has a fat old boy

Oi Herman, Make that first to bassett a fat old boy

by rtj loco December 20, 2003

lickadickaday

An old prank played in school playgrounds since time began. Involves asking someone if they 'lickadickaday'. If lucky, the person becomes confused and although not fully understanding, will say yes anyway.

RTJ: Herman, do you lickadickaday?
Hermanator: Yeah
RTJ: You're Bent - you lick-a-dick-a-day
Hermanator: Piss off

by rtj loco January 2, 2004

Early barnes

Derived from early doors, this means early

It's gonna be busy at the club, we should get there early barnes.

by rtj loco September 25, 2003