rtj loco's definitions

Fat Old Boy

To describe anything that is large in size.

I'll tell you what Herman, that Ron Jeremy has a fat old boy

Oi Herman, Make that first to bassett a fat old boy

by rtj loco December 20, 2003

Pulling my pants down

Phrase used when someone is having a joke/laugh at your expense or taking the piss out of you.

"I'll tell you what Herman, The people at the tax office are pulling my pants down"

by rtj loco December 23, 2003

Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.

RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003

One more rider

Called out at full volume when there is an opening for one more person to join in whatever you are doing. Derived from the fairgrouund.

"One more rider for the waltzer"

by rtj loco December 23, 2003

Early barnes

Derived from early doors, this means early

It's gonna be busy at the club, we should get there early barnes.

by rtj loco September 25, 2003