Early barnes

Derived from early doors, this means early
It's gonna be busy at the club, we should get there early barnes.
by rtj loco September 26, 2003
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early doors

Hello doctor, I seem to have a touch of the early doors.
by rtj loco December 19, 2003
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Accident & Emergency / A&E

Used to descibe an Ass/butt/bum in a sexual context. Named as you should only be sticking it in there if it's an accident or emergency
Herman Dogg: RTJ, did you screw that chick last night?

RTJ Loco: She was on her period so i had to take her up the A & E.
by rtj loco December 21, 2003
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Fat Old Boy

To describe anything that is large in size.
I'll tell you what Herman, that Ron Jeremy has a fat old boy

Oi Herman, Make that first to bassett a fat old boy
by rtj loco December 20, 2003
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Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.
RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
by rtj loco December 21, 2003
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