2 definitions by roxie the dancey dance

some person you date, marry and fuck daily and have a mega affair at work in front of your workers (your the ceo :) )make
*making out with ur partner in front of your workers*

Worker 1: Guys, we should go *leaves*
Worker 2: THE FUCK I AIN'T
Worker 3: *faints*
Worker 4: Damn *insert name* fainted good for them

* You finish making out*
*realizes You did that in front of the whole company*
You: oh fuck-
by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022
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some thing that we were forced into because of our "parents" that fucked each other. maybe out parents are aliens and wrere humans or the other way round. life has no fuckin meaning to me or you. one day well be off this earth for good and you might as well fuck your partner in heaven or he'll when they die and have angel children
You : life is boring in heaven
Partner: angel c-

You: YES *grabs partner and goes to room*
*fucks*
*nine mo later*
Partner: the fuc
You: at least we aren't on earth right?
Partner: true
by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022
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