12 definitions by ronnie1997

slagg

its when people have lots of boyfriends/girlfriends and they keep on dumping on them and getting more

girl1: who you going out with now?
girl2: Callum the lover of my life

(next day)

girl1: hows you and Callum?
girl2: oh we finished with eachother last night now im going out with James
girl1: but you said he was the lover of your life???

(next day)

girl1: hows James?
girl2: oh were done for good

girl1: bloody hell how many boyfriends have you have yah slagg.

by ronnie1997 August 11, 2011

Jog on

its a word to say fuck off to the person that does your nutting

Boy: your shit at running love
Girl: your such a dick
Boy: Jog on yeh bag head
Girl: ive been jogging actually, why dont you try sometime

by ronnie1997 August 3, 2011

thats nice

people like me and my friend use it quite often and it sounds funny. Its used for generally when your not interested or you dont want to know.

Boy: i won a trophy from football
Girl: thats nice, i won a rubber dick to give to you for yah birthday

Friend: i went horse riding on saturday
Girl: thats nice, i went up yah fanny to pluck your pubes on the same day

Smelly person: you cant afford new trainers
Girl: thats nice, you cant afford a shower cos you stink of fishy fanny

Little kid: I hit you on the head with the ball
Girl: thats nice, i hit you in the keys when it splatted with blood

by ronnie1997 August 4, 2011

boys

boys are the funniest thing on earth which can be classed as dickhead and they do your heading through every minute of the day. They can be sexy too.

George: Ronnie guess what
Ronnie: WHAT!!!!!!!
George: (smirk)
Ronnie: F*cking hell boys are so annoying

by ronnie1997 August 5, 2011

big deal

when someone complains about important things but you just dont give a shit its (so what..big deal)

mum: you messed the bathroom up with our talcum powder
child: BIG DEAL!

person1: your not following the rules of rugby
person2: SO WHAT...BIG DEAL! LIKE THE WORLDS GONNA END

by ronnie1997 August 5, 2011