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22 definitions by robat

 
8.
Another word for marijuana or a spliff
Smoking a chazling every night whilst watching eastenders is quite likely to increase your intelligence and interest to the rest of the human race by over 1000%
by robat October 10, 2006
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9.
The state an alcoholic beverage attains after it has been left out for a period of time, probably at a party.
"That red wine has been there for days!"
"Do you want to drink it? It looks pretty well vintaged."
by Robat July 17, 2008
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10.
The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.
A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed
by robat October 04, 2006
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11.
Slang for extremely ugly prostitute
It was Lee's stag night so the boys got him a Wayne Rooney to celebrate
by robat October 26, 2006
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12.
When two (or more) members of the same sex (including males) who consider themselves straight perform a sexual act to attract attention to themselves.
Look at those two girls over there lezzing up to get the attention of those men, what sluts!

Justin and Harry lezzed up in The Locomotive last night, they were well pissed, it was funny.
by robat January 15, 2007
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13.
A present bought for another when the real recipient is yourself
Justin was so selfish that he bought Gayle a moustache cup for her birthday
by robat September 27, 2006
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14.
Synonymous with good. As is wicked.
Yo nick, turn the music up it's proper evil, init?
by Robat October 22, 2007
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