riley's definitions

Kalan Porter

Sexiest, most talented artist out there. And a canadian talent who plays violin, viola, guitar, piano and sings! The envy of all men! The man every girl wants!

Dang that Kalan Porter is one major talented hottie!

by Riley December 26, 2004

fishhooking

fishhooking is when ones index finger is placed inside another persons mouth and then the first person pulls very hard causing pain for the second person.

Man last night i fishhooked my homie so bad that his mouth started bleeding

by riley July 10, 2004

Cunk Nuggle

n. A person of ambiguous sexual preference, but likes to hang out with sweaty men, and get paid to do so. Likes to collect dust bunnies and cat dander. Pink.

Man, those guys kissing are Cunk Nuggle.

by Riley November 24, 2004

GT

Gee, Thanks...

A sarcastic remark when someone tries to do something nice for someone else, and is rejected by the recipient.

"Hey, I bought you these penis enlargement pills because I overheard you crying about small penis problems."

"...GT, asshole"

by Riley July 20, 2004

Astronomican

A light in the warp made by 10'000 psykers who sacrifice their life so imperial ships can travel more quickly

The navigator was lost in the warp, so he looked to the astronomican

by riley November 13, 2003

Anne Coulter

Constitutional scholar who shreds liberals and their half-baked ideas like a surfer on speed.

The tree hugger started yapping about global warming and Buffy went Ann Coulter all over his ass!

by Riley March 18, 2005

Nutball

Throwing a ball at an opponent's testicles untill someone can't take the pain anymore.

Jackass Season 2

by Riley April 24, 2003