riley's definitions

FIBS

Fucking Itchy Balls Syndrome.

FIBS usually doesn't occur in private, but most likely during a family dinner, a formal event, or something similar. Symptoms include uncomfortably itchy scrotum/pubic area, awkward lower body movement/squirming, and near uncontrollable urge to thrust hand in pants and scratch scrotum/pubic area.

"Dude, why are you fuckin dancing around like that?"

"I got a bad case of FIBS, man."

"Fuckin scratch them, idiot."

"I can't while we're taking the fucking prom picture asshole."

by Riley July 20, 2004

snake

Steal.

"Dude, i just snaked that guys McDonalds bag...hey, look, he had a hash brown, awesome!"

by Riley July 31, 2003

fishhooking

fishhooking is when ones index finger is placed inside another persons mouth and then the first person pulls very hard causing pain for the second person.

Man last night i fishhooked my homie so bad that his mouth started bleeding

by riley July 10, 2004

Kalan Porter

Sexiest, most talented artist out there. And a canadian talent who plays violin, viola, guitar, piano and sings! The envy of all men! The man every girl wants!

Dang that Kalan Porter is one major talented hottie!

by Riley December 26, 2004

Astronomican

A light in the warp made by 10'000 psykers who sacrifice their life so imperial ships can travel more quickly

The navigator was lost in the warp, so he looked to the astronomican

by riley November 13, 2003

Nutball

Throwing a ball at an opponent's testicles untill someone can't take the pain anymore.

Jackass Season 2

by Riley April 24, 2003

Anne Coulter

Constitutional scholar who shreds liberals and their half-baked ideas like a surfer on speed.

The tree hugger started yapping about global warming and Buffy went Ann Coulter all over his ass!

by Riley March 18, 2005