128 definitions by rick

fuck a duck

One of the many capabilities of a 12 gauge shotgun.

I can't hit shit with this 20 gauge, but this ol' Remington 12 will sure reach out and fuck a duck!

by rick August 8, 2003

Rargh

What one says when pissed off or when something blows and isn't going your way when it should because of a big gay fag.

Me: Is she still going out with him?
Me's friend: Yep
Me: RARGH

by rick February 14, 2005

The Visorak

The slapping sound produced by a scrotum smacking up against the bagoina. Can me made through a variety of positions.

"Man, Lucy came over last night and my roommate couldn't even hear the TV cause we was Visroakin' ALL NIGHT!"

by rick February 24, 2005

Spotted Tongue

When One Person, By Use of A Rope, Spreads Another Person's AssCheeks open, so their rectum is stretched. The Person then licks the rectum until it bleeds.

my girlfriend gave me a spotted tongue. My Asshole Still Burns.

by rick December 20, 2004

Bumbaringis

n. Something that is so totally extreme (bad or good), that it is virtually unattainable, save a select few.

That man is such a bumbaringis.
You wouldn't know a bumbaringis if it slapped your face!

by rick June 7, 2004

t0ast3d

An angry, intolerant, liberal-hating regular at Fazed.net.

t0ast3d is cantankerous, and has little tolerance for others points of view.

by rick October 6, 2003

PhD

post hole digger

I know I should put a fence around my yard, but I don't have a PhD.

by rick August 8, 2003