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chinko basket

ちんこバスケット
1. A boner bulge on a guy wearing any variety of stretchy, skintight underwear, generally favored by Japanese males, especially gays.

2. An undergarment art form chosen to reflect the wearer's essence, spirit, take on sexuality and to announce breakthroughs in long-strand polymer fabrics capable of generating extended erotic sensations in the genitals.
3. Unobtrusive kink gear worn beneath street clothing and thus safe for work, mixed social settings.

5. another highly-refined japanese kinkform.
1. Hiro dumped a quart of porn slime on Yoshi's chinko basket. Bliss-blind edged him for hours.
2. Dude, check my chinko basket. My frat letters, embroidered in Spandex!
3. Those chinko baskets I wore to work for months were gateway thongs to codpieces. Busted!
by rethinker April 12, 2017
mugGet the chinko basketmug.

ponk

Coined by, or at least first recorded in, the works of British author P. G. Wodehouse ca 1923, ponk is an intransitive verb meaning, basically, that something sucks or is really, really crappy.

Wodehouse began using the word in the 1920s when Jazz Age slang was all the rage in England. It is spoken in Series 1, Episode 4 of the BBC comedy, "Blandings," adapted from Wodehouse's "Blandings Castle" book series, 1915-1975.
George, a lad: "Jeepers. Who is this blister?"
Baxter: "I am your tutor, young man.
George: "Tutor? In the summer holidays? Crikey, that ponks."
Connie, George's aunt: "Clarence, have you no authority over this child?"
Clarence, George's uncle: "Well, it does ponk."
by rethinker April 19, 2019
mugGet the ponkmug.

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